An Open Letter to Muslims
Al Qaeda franchises are now available in the United States,
provided by a Department of Homeland Security that frisks old
ladies at airports but leaves our borders wide open for you. You
have several choices to gain access into America. You may use our
current laws and apply for one of the annual 95,000 H1-B visas
America's Congress uses to "amalgamate" our culture.
Approximately half of these H1-B's are issued to foreign Muslims
each year so don't be shy. You can apply online. Should you have
a technical specialty, you can work in a defense plant or nuclear
facility with great pay and benefits and access to America's top
secrets. You may also apply for an unlimited number of "medical
visas" by listing that you seek specific medical attention at one of
our great hospitals. Of course you don't have to actually "show up"
at the hospital, but the visa will get you here legally. You may also
apply for a student visa. Of course you don't need to actually
"attend" the college, but it's a great way to get you in, and in some
cases provide you with a "sponsor", a liberal American eager to
experience the diversity of your rich peaceful culture that has
butchered nearly 8 million people the past three decades and
slaughters non-Muslims in 44 countries every day. The other
options of course would be to fly to Canada and simply take a walk
in the woods over our northern border and be warmly welcomed in
either Minnesota or Michigan. The University of Michigan has
installed footbath facilities for your comfort. The southern route
through Mexico is a tad more treacherous and hot, but you are less
likely to be stopped. Taxpayer funded medical treatment is
available should you become injured or ill, and if you speak Spanish
this is an added plus.
Once IN the United States, simply ask someone where the nearest
mosque is located. New mosques are going-up faster than food
franchises to be able to provide the financial, spiritual, and
weapons training support you may require. Another option would
be one of the dozens of Muslim "paramilitary compounds"
cropping-up monthly in America. Most of these "religious
compounds" have gun-toting guards for your protection and to
keep infidels out. Rascally American law enforcement agencies
cannot gain access to these "religious buildings". Americans turn a
blind eye to these compounds. American politicians aren't even
aware they exist. You will be free to conduct Allah's teachings
under the laws of the United States.
Most Americans are unaware that Islam is a combination of
culture/government/religion and will greet you warmly. Smile
back, nod or shake their hands, then you are free to go-about your
business of Intifada once you are established and comfortable.
Don't worry about financial needs. America has many "aid"
programs to provide you and your family complete medical,
housing, food and utility assistance until you can be gainfully
employed. Details are available at your mosque or the local
Department of Economic Security. CAIR has a nationwide toll-free
phone number to assist you anywhere in the United States in
getting located and filing your "civil rights" lawsuits. Be sure to call
the ACLU if you feel "offended" or uncomfortable in any way.
Their lawyers will leap to insure your "rights" are protected. The
temporary problem with dealing with American laws will soon go
away. Have patience. Most American university law schools now
offer courses in our Sharia Law, and the United States Congress is
rapidly moving-forward with a "hate crimes bill" which would jail
any American citizen who might get out of line and verbally offend
you. Your ACLU representative will give you the details.
You will find Americans gullible and eager to please if you keep
them in their place. Simply nod and smile and reaffirm Islam is
"peaceful". Christians are not defended in America so they will be
an easy target for Allah to usurp. Call the White House or the local
Senator's office when your new mosque needs "official dedication
and sanction". It always looks good in any community to have the
President of the United States or an elected Senator kiss your ass
while you plot the demise of a 230 year old "Satan" sovereignty.
Ignore or smile at any American who may ask you why you will not
allow any Christian church to be built on Islamic land.
For now, avoid telling them Allah wants all Jews and infidels dead.
They are too preoccupied with evil pursuits to care anyway.
Americans, up and down the social and political scale, will
bend-over backwards (or frontward's) to make you welcome and
comfortable. Feel free to operate with impunity while in the
States. The Quar'an forbids Muslims from assimilating into any
other religion or culture, so continue to wear your Sharia clothing;
the American Bar Association is conducting classes on Sharia Law
and will be by your side in any event of clothing or cultural
prejudice.
Don't miss this opportunity to join the swarm of Muslim immigrants
and speed the demise of infidels by turning America into a
tyrannical cesspool of wasteland and ignorance. You will be
fulfilling Mohammed's command. May Allah be with you.
Al Qaeda franchises are now available in the United States,
provided by a Department of Homeland Security that frisks old
ladies at airports but leaves our borders wide open for you. You
have several choices to gain access into America. You may use our
current laws and apply for one of the annual 95,000 H1-B visas
America's Congress uses to "amalgamate" our culture.
Approximately half of these H1-B's are issued to foreign Muslims
each year so don't be shy. You can apply online. Should you have
a technical specialty, you can work in a defense plant or nuclear
facility with great pay and benefits and access to America's top
secrets. You may also apply for an unlimited number of "medical
visas" by listing that you seek specific medical attention at one of
our great hospitals. Of course you don't have to actually "show up"
at the hospital, but the visa will get you here legally. You may also
apply for a student visa. Of course you don't need to actually
"attend" the college, but it's a great way to get you in, and in some
cases provide you with a "sponsor", a liberal American eager to
experience the diversity of your rich peaceful culture that has
butchered nearly 8 million people the past three decades and
slaughters non-Muslims in 44 countries every day. The other
options of course would be to fly to Canada and simply take a walk
in the woods over our northern border and be warmly welcomed in
either Minnesota or Michigan. The University of Michigan has
installed footbath facilities for your comfort. The southern route
through Mexico is a tad more treacherous and hot, but you are less
likely to be stopped. Taxpayer funded medical treatment is
available should you become injured or ill, and if you speak Spanish
this is an added plus.
Once IN the United States, simply ask someone where the nearest
mosque is located. New mosques are going-up faster than food
franchises to be able to provide the financial, spiritual, and
weapons training support you may require. Another option would
be one of the dozens of Muslim "paramilitary compounds"
cropping-up monthly in America. Most of these "religious
compounds" have gun-toting guards for your protection and to
keep infidels out. Rascally American law enforcement agencies
cannot gain access to these "religious buildings". Americans turn a
blind eye to these compounds. American politicians aren't even
aware they exist. You will be free to conduct Allah's teachings
under the laws of the United States.
Most Americans are unaware that Islam is a combination of
culture/government/religion and will greet you warmly. Smile
back, nod or shake their hands, then you are free to go-about your
business of Intifada once you are established and comfortable.
Don't worry about financial needs. America has many "aid"
programs to provide you and your family complete medical,
housing, food and utility assistance until you can be gainfully
employed. Details are available at your mosque or the local
Department of Economic Security. CAIR has a nationwide toll-free
phone number to assist you anywhere in the United States in
getting located and filing your "civil rights" lawsuits. Be sure to call
the ACLU if you feel "offended" or uncomfortable in any way.
Their lawyers will leap to insure your "rights" are protected. The
temporary problem with dealing with American laws will soon go
away. Have patience. Most American university law schools now
offer courses in our Sharia Law, and the United States Congress is
rapidly moving-forward with a "hate crimes bill" which would jail
any American citizen who might get out of line and verbally offend
you. Your ACLU representative will give you the details.
You will find Americans gullible and eager to please if you keep
them in their place. Simply nod and smile and reaffirm Islam is
"peaceful". Christians are not defended in America so they will be
an easy target for Allah to usurp. Call the White House or the local
Senator's office when your new mosque needs "official dedication
and sanction". It always looks good in any community to have the
President of the United States or an elected Senator kiss your ass
while you plot the demise of a 230 year old "Satan" sovereignty.
Ignore or smile at any American who may ask you why you will not
allow any Christian church to be built on Islamic land.
For now, avoid telling them Allah wants all Jews and infidels dead.
They are too preoccupied with evil pursuits to care anyway.
Americans, up and down the social and political scale, will
bend-over backwards (or frontward's) to make you welcome and
comfortable. Feel free to operate with impunity while in the
States. The Quar'an forbids Muslims from assimilating into any
other religion or culture, so continue to wear your Sharia clothing;
the American Bar Association is conducting classes on Sharia Law
and will be by your side in any event of clothing or cultural
prejudice.
Don't miss this opportunity to join the swarm of Muslim immigrants
and speed the demise of infidels by turning America into a
tyrannical cesspool of wasteland and ignorance. You will be
fulfilling Mohammed's command. May Allah be with you.